December 21, 2009 – 10:06 pm
My wife flirted with disaster today. She has often told friends and family that her husband (that’s me) would leave her if she ever cut her hair short. I have to admit her long hair was really beautiful and probably the only reason I married her. Ok, there were [...]
December 7, 2009 – 7:03 pm
Since I promised the billing representative I just talked to at Directv that I would blog about this, here we go.
OPEN LETTER TO DIRECTV:
I recently switched from Directv to Dish Network. My bill dropped from $140/month to $66/month and I get all the same channels. When the promotional period ends after 1 year I will [...]
December 7, 2009 – 12:39 pm
Last I heard, there are now 10 women who have been identified as mistresses and I wouldn’t be surprised if that is just the tip of the iceberg. When Tiger married Elin, I thought she was about the 2nd hottest woman I had ever seen. My wife of course being FAR ahead in [...]
October 9, 2009 – 12:24 pm
The title is its own punchline.
October 2, 2009 – 8:28 am
Letterman
let⋅ter⋅man [let-er-man, -muhn]
-noun A cranky old loser masquerading as a late night comedian although he hasn’t been funny in 15 years. Often mistakes hurling insults at Republicans for humor. Enjoyed taking pot shots at Governors Eliot Spitzer and Mark Sanford for infidelity. Now he is best known for being a hypocritical, cheating scumbag.
The audience doesn’t [...]
September 13, 2009 – 11:26 am
Leave it to Maureen Dowd and the New York Times to turn Jim Wilson’s “You lie!” outburst into a racial epithet. This is the most sycophantic, fantastical drivel I’ve ever read. Just quoting pieces of it does not demonstrate how revolting Maureen Dowd is.
“Surrounded by middle-aged white guys — a sepia snapshot [...]
August 27, 2009 – 6:17 am
Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment.
August 21, 2009 – 2:34 pm
Ok so far I’ve blogged about the time the school wouldn’t let me bring a cheeseburger happy meal to my son for lunch even though they were serving cheeseburgers in the cafeteria and the time where the school would not let my daughter drink water at lunch because state law mandates all children must drink [...]