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Trashing Clemens is not a bipartisan effort

A friend of mine noticed that the people trying to tear down Clemens are Democrats while the ones defending him seem to be Republicans. I think the reasons for this are clear. Clemens is friendly with the Bush family, especially George the elder. Also, in a society where were we discourage [...]

Congress brings back welfare

Congress is now arguing over who to include in the stimulus package. It was promoted as a tax rebate, however, Congress wants to include many individuals who never paid any taxes and exclude the group, top 5%, that pays over 50% of all the taxes. That’s not a tax rebate, it’s welfare. [...]

Deviancy is taking over decency

Do you want to know what is wrong with America? We are in the middle of a culture war. The stakes? Just the core values of our nation. If you have any doubts about the seriousness of this, read on.
The ACLU has just pronounced that people engaging in sex act in a [...]

I’ve had it!

Saudi Arabia is run by barbaric, degenerate pigs. I’m sure you heard recently that a woman who had been raped repeatedly by seven men has been sentenced to 200 lashes and six months in jail as a penalty for being in a car with a man who is not her relative. This is a [...]

Birmingham ranked 6th most dangerous city

So I heard on the news this morning that Birmingham is ranked the 6th most dangerous city in the country. The study is based on per-capita rates for homicide, rape, robbery, aggravated assault, burglary and auto theft. Each crime was weighted according to its seriousness. The actual statistics have not been released ( [...]

Where’s my Nobel Peace Prize?

I made a movie about my son’s football game. I ate a Subway meatball sandwich with double meat today. I took my daughter to school. I brushed my teeth.
I think all of these accomplishments have contributed to world peace as much as Al Gore has. I wouldn’t [...]

The world is safer

On Tuesday, I flew to Kansas City for business. From my carry-on luggage, the airport security in Birmingham seized my toothpaste, shampoo, hair gel, and various other things. Everyone can relax now. It is safe to travel again. I think I was racially profiled though. We need to keep our [...]

Absurdity at Columbia U.

This was a very odd day. First of all Columbia invited a deranged terrorist leader to speak at their campus but does not allow the ROTC on campus. Let me put it a different way. The very military that keeps us safe and Ahmadinejad is helping to kill in Iraq is not welcome [...]

What’s wrong with acting white?

I don’t shy away from controversial subjects and I do not submit to political correctness so I am willing to take on this subject since I do think a discussion about American values has merit.
Jesse Jackson allegedly said that Barack Obama was “acting like he’s white”. He reportedly made these statements in the context [...]

Misguided kid tasered by misguided police

So some University of Florida student, Andrew Meyer, who obviously doesn’t get enough attention at home, decided to ask Senator John Kerry some ridiculous questions during a campus forum. His mic was shut off during questioning and immediately campus police tried to restrain him and escort him out. Baffled at what he had [...]