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July 20, 2007 – 9:53 am

I just have way too many categories. Gonna try and consolidate.

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President Nukes Middle Eastern Country

April 3, 2007 – 2:41 pm

President Palmer is brought out of his coma to prevent VP Daniels from firing a nuclear missile at a nameless Middle Eastern Arab state. He takes a shot of adrenaline to not appear weak during a Constitutional battle with the VP over who is calling the shots. Even though VP Daniels is cast as [...]

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Pansy sues to get wife’s name

January 13, 2007 – 11:59 pm

According to Fox News:
Mike Buday and his wife Diana Bijon have enlisted the ACLU to sue the State of California because it is too difficult for Buday to take his wife’s last name when they married in 2005. They feel it violates the 14th Amendment’s equal protection clause since it is very simple for [...]

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Alabama or Auburn?

November 27, 2006 – 4:41 pm

I have put my first item for auction on eBay today. I am selling my loyalty to either Auburn or Alabama for 2007. Go to my auction.
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I moved down to Alabama three years ago. I was told by everyone I met that I would have to pick a football team to root for, [...]

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