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Love Story

Rick Salomon who rocketed to fame in the Paris Hilton sex video, has just married Pam Anderson. They met in Vegas when Rick offered to pay Pam’s $250,000 gambling debt in exchange for sex. How romantic! Pamela does have odd taste in men, Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, and now Rick Salomon. [...]

The world is safer

On Tuesday, I flew to Kansas City for business. From my carry-on luggage, the airport security in Birmingham seized my toothpaste, shampoo, hair gel, and various other things. Everyone can relax now. It is safe to travel again. I think I was racially profiled though. We need to keep our [...]

Student sues over C grade

A 51 year old college student and paralegal, Brian Marquis, sued UMass over a bad grade in his Poltical Philosphy class. At first I thought it was just a stunt to get attention from a law school, but when I read the article, I am convinced he was wronged. I’m not sure if [...]

Tragedy averted

Yesterday my son came home from school and said that the school was locked down. They had to lock the doors, turn off the lights, hide and be quiet. He said it was not a drill. I quickly turned on the news and went on the internet to see if I [...]

You get what you pay for

The Chinese executive who used lead tainted paint which was supplied by his best friend and used in Mattel toys killed himself.
From Fox News:
Lee Der made 967,000 toys recalled earlier this month by Mattel Inc. (MAT) because they were made with paint found to have excessive amounts of lead. The plastic preschool toys, sold under [...]

category redesign

I just have way too many categories. Gonna try and consolidate.

President Nukes Middle Eastern Country

President Palmer is brought out of his coma to prevent VP Daniels from firing a nuclear missile at a nameless Middle Eastern Arab state. He takes a shot of adrenaline to not appear weak during a Constitutional battle with the VP over who is calling the shots. Even though VP Daniels is cast as [...]

Pansy sues to get wife’s name

According to Fox News:
Mike Buday and his wife Diana Bijon have enlisted the ACLU to sue the State of California because it is too difficult for Buday to take his wife’s last name when they married in 2005. They feel it violates the 14th Amendment’s equal protection clause since it is very simple for [...]

Alabama or Auburn?

I have put my first item for auction on eBay today. I am selling my loyalty to either Auburn or Alabama for 2007. Go to my auction.
Excerpt:
I moved down to Alabama three years ago. I was told by everyone I met that I would have to pick a football team to root for, [...]