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Kat McPhee is available

January 11, 2008 – 9:07 am

My #1 girlfriend, Kat McPhee, has been dropped by her record label a day after Taylor Hicks suffered the same fate.  What idiots.  Kat has tons of un-tapped star potential.  She is young, gorgeous, fantastic singer, and soon she will be starring in an Adam Sandler film.  Reportedly she was in the running to star as Wonder [...]

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New addition to my girlfriend list

May 29, 2007 – 2:27 pm

Elisabeth Hasselbeck has made my girlfriend list. She’s always been beautiful and conservative but since she decided to take a stand against Rosie and drove her from The View, she’s become even more attractive. When I read this morning that Rosie will probably never speak to Elisabeth again, I gave her the big promotion to [...]

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