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Best quote I heard all day

October 7, 2008 – 3:44 pm

Sarah Palin said today that Obama is going to claim that he just recently became aware of Ahmedinejhad’s radical background.

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New Jib Jab

July 18, 2008 – 2:26 pm

I put myself in the new Jib Jab. You can see me right at the end.

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If Obama starred in Friends episode

June 20, 2008 – 1:57 pm

Courtesy of Sister Toldjah,

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Bi-Partisan Support

April 25, 2008 – 10:02 am

I got this in an email today:
There are less than eight months until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States. The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans.
To show our solidarity as Americans, let’s all get together and show [...]

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Woman goes for leg operation, get new anus instead

March 19, 2008 – 3:11 pm

That was the headline at Fox News.  And yes I found that hysterically funny.

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Huckabee still sticking around

February 24, 2008 – 6:52 pm

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Meat

February 17, 2008 – 10:43 am

I heard this on the radio the other day:
“If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?”

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It’s God’s job to judge the terrorists

October 5, 2007 – 7:38 am

… but it’s our job to arrange the meeting!

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Squeeze the Juice

September 17, 2007 – 1:43 pm

Only O.J. Simpson can get arrested for stealing his own stuff.

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I Slept With A Lesbian

July 13, 2007 – 10:32 am

To be fair, I did not know she was a lesbian at the time. I just found out this week. This was my ex-fiancee who I was engaged to prior to meeting my wife. When we broke up, she was pretty rough on me about all the reasons why she was leaving, but [...]

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