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Congratulations Team America, you have stopped nothing


Best quote I heard all day

Sarah Palin said today that Obama is going to claim that he just recently became aware of Ahmedinejhad’s radical background.

New Jib Jab

I put myself in the new Jib Jab. You can see me right at the end.

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If Obama starred in Friends episode

Courtesy of Sister Toldjah,

Bi-Partisan Support

I got this in an email today:
There are less than eight months until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States. The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans.
To show our solidarity as Americans, let’s all get together and show [...]

Woman goes for leg operation, get new anus instead

That was the headline at Fox News.Ā  And yes I found that hysterically funny.

Huckabee still sticking around


Meat

I heard this on the radio the other day:
“If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?”

It’s God’s job to judge the terrorists

… but it’s our job to arrange the meeting!

Squeeze the Juice

Only O.J. Simpson can get arrested for stealing his own stuff.