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The end of Tom Cruise

The new Tom Cruise movie opens Christmas Day called Valkyrie. I am rooting for his complete and utter failure. I no longer go to any Tom Cruise movie. He is a nut job with way too much influence. He does not deserve any of the success and adulation he receives. [...]

Please vote for McCain!

Susan Sarandon has vowed to move to Italy or Canada if McCain wins the presidency. Puleeeeeezzzzz  America, make this happen!!   Of course we’ve heard this sort of thing before from vapid celebrities.  They’re all full of poop.   Look how Sharon Stone groveled and begged for forgiveness from the Chinese this week after saying the earthquake [...]

People’s Most Beautiful??

The annual list is out and People Magazine has a blind person in charge. Yes I know this is shallow and superficial but they created it, not me. However, I am able to appreciate a beautiful woman myself. Kate Hudson, who I think is absolutely gorgeous, made the cover but some of [...]

What took so long?

Paula Abdul finally lost it last night.  One of the main reasons I watch is the unpredictable behavior of Paula Abdul.  There’s something about a vulnerable, dumb, cute woman who is in desperate need of help that is oddly appealing.  She’s my kind of crazy as they say.  She was on the sanity train there [...]

Vlog: American Idol Top 6 at MVRWC

It’s American Idol day again.
Celebrate Earth Day by going to My Vast Right Wing Conspiracy during the show for live blogging and heckling as the top 6 fail miserably trying to sing the music of Andrew Lloyd Weber
See you there!

Paparazzi arrested

Some paparazzi scum were arrested for hounding Britney Spears. It’s about time. These people are the lowest form of life. I can’t understand how we can let these vultures harass a person 24 hours a day taking video and photos non-stop and blocking their way. I do not find Britney’s [...]

Tom Cruise is certifiable

UPDATE:

Ahhh the power of Scientology. They have used their lawyers to suppress the video. This is so surprising since they have nothing to hide… except that they are a bizarre cult that tries to intimidate people.
Check out the video at gawker.com This is a newsworthy event and they [...]

Idol is back, Terminator anyone?

I have to remember to setup the DVR.  As you know, I am an American Idol fan.  Most of you are but won’t admit it.  For me, I was a frustrated musician who never had the nerve to take the big risk and go for it.  I love to see these kids put it all [...]

Kat McPhee is available

My #1 girlfriend, Kat McPhee, has been dropped by her record label a day after Taylor Hicks suffered the same fate.  What idiots.  Kat has tons of un-tapped star potential.  She is young, gorgeous, fantastic singer, and soon she will be starring in an Adam Sandler film.  Reportedly she was in the running to star as Wonder [...]

Jodi Foster officially gay

Jodi Foster praised her lesbian lover, Cydney Bernard, after winning a Women in Entertainment award.  This is hardly breaking news.  John Hinckley, Jr, who said he gave Jodi Foster  “the greatest love offering in the history of the world” by shooting Ronald Reagan, must be pretty bummed out and probably a little confused.  He has [...]