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Hey Texas, I thought you only had real men there?

Lately Texas has been flexing their muscles asserting their state’s rights and even threatening to secede. Then you find out that some cowboy down there wants to be a cowgirl. That’s right. A sissy boy crybaby from Texas, Nikolai Grushevski (not a very cowboy-like name), sued Hooters for not hiring men to work as waiters. If that is not a frivolous lawsuit, then nothing is.

Grushevski said he was suing on behalf of “all males across the country who applied for the position of waiter at a Hooters restaurant and were denied” Uh… that would be just you, Nikolai. No other males actually apply to be waiters there. Instead they go as customers. That is the point, moron.

The Vice President of Marketing for Hooters very rationally said, “If we lose this go around, you can next expect hairy-legged guys in the Rockettes to line up and male models in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.”

Stop the madness!!!!!!! We don’t have to be that equal!!!!!! Differences between the sexes should be celebrated, not blurred. I’ll tell you right now that if Nikolai tried to serve me at a Hooters I would leave and never go back. I’m sure Nikolai is a swell guy, but you don’t buy Cracker Jack for the popcorn, you buy it to get the prize inside. Nikolai is not the prize I would want at Hooters.

Come on Texas, deport this bozo. Send him to California.

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