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NASA to outsource space program to India

After taking over the customer service and programming industries in America with poor quality and below market rates, India is now looking to provide the same quality service with their space program. India landed their first moon probe at an astounding 3100 mph. Needless to say the probe crashed and couldn’t be saved much like when your Dell Computer crashes and India can’t fix that either. Their response to the crash? “We meant to do that”. Seriously. They said they crashed the probe to collect data during the “descent”. Again much like Dell Customer service, you can find more information on the Internet about your computer than you can from India. You’d think they could just use the data already collected in 1969 when we landed on the moon softly and safely.

Reportedly NASA is thrilled about the prospect of saving tons of money, the loss of jobs by American astronauts and physicists, and the exporting of knowledge by outsourcing the space program to India. It’s the American Dream.

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