Hey, Barack! Over here. Yeah I’m talking to you tough guy. You gonna pick on a woman instead of a war hero? Very nice. Maybe you haven’t noticed, but McCain is your opponent, not Sarah Palin. What’s wrong? Feeling a little threatened by her? You haven’t said a word about McCain in two weeks. That’s not saying that Palin couldn’t take you, but seriously you look like a cowardly bully ducking the Presidential Candidate and going after the VP candidate who has barely had time to get her feet wet. And that slip-up about calling her a lipstick wearing pig? Well that doesn’t really help you at all. Well I’ve got news for you. You’re gonna have to go through me to get to her. Be a man and see if you can hang with McCain, the POW who spent 5 1/2 years being tortured. Or maybe you’d rather challenge Palin to a little one-on-one in front of the media? That might be foolish since Sarah Barracuda led her team to the state championship in high school. Feel fortunate she doesn’t challenge you to moose wrestling. You don’t know who you’re messing with.
What? Are you gonna go cry now? Go cry little baby. “Swift Boat, Swift Boat.. Waaahh..”
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