There’s a job opening in Iraq, but be forewarned, the position has really poor job security. The leader of al-Qaida in Iraq, Abu Ayyub al-Masri, was arrested in the northern city of Mosul. These guys don’t seem to last long. We get them all because WE’RE WINNING THE WAR! I guess it’s a good thing to capture him alive for intel, but part of me wouldn’t mind him being in thousands of pieces. I’m going to recommend that Abu start talking fast before it’s time for his bath. He looks like a little bitch. I bet he cracks in under 20 seconds.
Disappointing update:
Leave it to CNN to screw up this story. They were my original source and now they are backtracking saying al-Masri has not been captured.
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