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Monthly Archives: March 2008

Happy St. Paddy’s Day!

Today everybody is Irish.

30% of NY is stupid

This is no surprise to any Republican or Red Sox fan, but if you need further evidence, a Marist Poll shows that 22% of New Yorkers think Eliot Spitzer should not resign and 8% are unsure. Using scientific reasoning and my tremendous powers of deduction I have concluded that 30% of New Yorkers [...]

Questions

How much money did Eliot Spitzer have to agree to give his wife in the divorce to get her to stand next to him yesterday?
Wouldn’t Spitzer have fared better if he actually had the hooker standing next to him as part of his defense/explanation?
How good can the sex be for $4300? Is it worth [...]

Affirmative Action for Obama?

Former VP candidate and liberal Democrat Geraldine Ferraro said,
If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position. And if he was a woman (of any color) he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in [...]

Eliot Spitzer forgets he’s a Governor, remembers he’s an idiot

Eliot Spitzer (Democrat, Prostitution Client-9) was an Attorney General and used to prosecute prostitution rings. Now as Governor of New York he somehow has forgotten that he is married, has children, and is the Governor of NY. WHAT AN IDIOT! He put himself in a terrible position where he could have been [...]

So far so good

I am still on my diet. I’m not in as bad shape as I originally thought. I got on the scale Friday and it turns out I lost about 8 lbs. just from being sick the last two weeks, so really I only have about 20 lbs to go. I think it [...]

I’m on a diet

It hit me today. I am disgusting.
Luckily I have friends at work who are more than eager to agree with my assessment. At baseball practice the other day, someone commented on how my shirt really showed off my man boobs and that I’ve got that Phil Mickelson look going. I need [...]

Sue Al Gore

John Coleman, the founder of The Weather Channel, wants someone to sue Al Gore for the “”to finally put some light on the fraud of global warming.” He calls global warming “the greatest scam in history“. He argues that Al Gore sells “carbon credits” even though he knows there is no solid evidence [...]

Run Hillary, Run!

Yes I was rooting for Hillary to win last night and lo and behold, she pulled it off!  It may seem as though I’ve lost my ever lovin’ mind.  However, I have indeed thrown my support behind John McCain for President.   I feel McCain has a better shot against Hillary than Obama.   Hillary has those [...]

GO AHEAD, CHAVEZ, MAKE MY DAY

Over the weekend, Colombia crossed 1 mile into Ecuadoran territory in order the kill the number 2 FARC leader Raul Reyes. In the process, they recovered much material showing how Ecuador and Venezuela have been protecting and supporting the FARC. The gas-bag Hugo Chavez denounced the attack as cowardly murder.
We pay tribute [...]