I made a movie about my son’s football game. I ate a Subway meatball sandwich with double meat today. I took my daughter to school. I brushed my teeth.
I think all of these accomplishments have contributed to world peace as much as Al Gore has. I wouldn’t even fly my private jet to accept the award because I care about “the children”. I think I really deserve it.
If Yassir Arafat can win this award, so can I!. Now that I think about it, I haven’t done anything to undermine my country today, so I’m definitely not qualified. Plus, I did eat meat. Sorry about that. I apologize for my shameful self-promotion and disgraceful behavior.
Wasn’t it Castro’s year to win it? I mean he’s almost dead and look what he’s done for world peace. Of course Britney Spears was the dark horse this year. If she had only put an Anti-Bush (George W., not the other kind) song on her album…
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