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The world is safer

On Tuesday, I flew to Kansas City for business. From my carry-on luggage, the airport security in Birmingham seized my toothpaste, shampoo, hair gel, and various other things. Everyone can relax now. It is safe to travel again. I think I was racially profiled though. We need to keep our eyes on 39 year old, white, male, U.S. citizens on business trips carrying toothpaste. Who knows what they could be up to! We need an organization like CAIR (Council on American-Islamic Relations) to sue the airlines for racial profiling like they did for the Flying Imams. I feel offended and violated. And I didn’t even get my foot bath.

I am going to check my luggage on the way home tonight so my toothpaste doesn’t scare anybody.

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This entry was written by Scott Allan and posted on October 5, 2007 and filed under life, ridiculous, terror. Bookmark the permalink. Follow any comments here with the RSS feed for this post. Post a comment(Latest is displayed first) or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

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  1. Pay no attention to the millions of Illegal Immigrants coming accross the border to steal an american job.

    But be carefull of the white guy with the tube of Crest.

    Kansas City DJs last blog post..slipknot message(Kansas City Day 2)

    1. Kansas City DJ on July 21st, 2009 at 1:48 pm

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