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Monthly Archives: October 2007

Love Story

Rick Salomon who rocketed to fame in the Paris Hilton sex video, has just married Pam Anderson. They met in Vegas when Rick offered to pay Pam’s $250,000 gambling debt in exchange for sex. How romantic! Pamela does have odd taste in men, Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, and now Rick Salomon. [...]

Mr April is really Miss October

Good news all around.  Sox swept the Angels, Pats still undefeated, and the Yankees won.
I know what you’re thinking.  Scott has lost his mind being excited that the Yankees beat the Indians last night.  A Yankee win is actually a good thing.   Now both teams have to pitch their best pitchers again before advancing to [...]

The world is safer

On Tuesday, I flew to Kansas City for business. From my carry-on luggage, the airport security in Birmingham seized my toothpaste, shampoo, hair gel, and various other things. Everyone can relax now. It is safe to travel again. I think I was racially profiled though. We need to keep our [...]

Yankees lose, ARod hitless

The Yankees hadn’t lost to the Indians all season until they were crushed in the playoffs last night. Gayrod once again did not contribute, but at least he didn’t bitch slap anyones glove last night while carrying his purse.
The Red Sox go again tonight against the Angels after Josh Beckett completely dominated them on [...]

It’s God’s job to judge the terrorists

… but it’s our job to arrange the meeting!

Student sues over C grade

A 51 year old college student and paralegal, Brian Marquis, sued UMass over a bad grade in his Poltical Philosphy class. At first I thought it was just a stunt to get attention from a law school, but when I read the article, I am convinced he was wronged. I’m not sure if [...]