There are certain individuals who work on our floor who do not have any sense of proper bathroom etiquette and it is our duty to help these individuals assimilate into American culture. We cannot have a multi-culturally sensitive bathroom. Without getting into specifics, let’s just say the majority of the violators appear to be immigrants from the world’s second most populous country who are here working in a technology related field undercutting the wages of IT professionals in the U.S. and wear a lot of cologne. To be fair, not all of the immigrants are violators, and not all violators are immigrants, especially with regards to the cell phone rule.
Too many times have I gone into the bathroom to find pee all over the seats in the stalls sending me down to the first floor. Well, no longer! We have established “The Rules” and posted them all over the men’s room complete with pictures for those who may have not completely mastered English yet.
THE RULES
DO NOT URINATE (PEE, #1, TINKLE) ON THE SEAT!
You have 3 options available:
2. Lift the seat. Nobody wants to sit in your pee.
3. Sit down!
DO NOT TALK ON CELL PHONE IN THE BATHROOM!
Don’t you have any manners?
WASH YOUR HANDS! (But not your entire body. Shower at home.)
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