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Monthly Archives: April 2007

Where is Papelbon????

Mariano Rivera just blew another save against the Red Sox. Nice! The Red Sox just went up 7-6 on the hated Yankees in the 9th inning and they bring in Okajima?? Where is Papelbon??? I think I’m gonna have a heart attack. A-Rod is up. Full count… Holy cow! A-Rod (not what I call him [...]

The war is lost?

Which option at least attempts to keep us safe from Islamic terrorism even though it is falling short of success so far? Which option is shameful partisanship, emboldens our bloodthirsty enemies, and proves to them we are spineless pansies? I report, you decide. From Breitbart: Option 1 – Harry “Nancy” Reid: The war in Iraq [...]

Sadly it has come to this

There are certain individuals who work on our floor who do not have any sense of proper bathroom etiquette and it is our duty to help these individuals assimilate into American culture. We cannot have a multi-culturally sensitive bathroom. Without getting into specifics, let’s just say the majority of the violators appear to be immigrants [...]

Yahoo going carbon neutral

Yahoo has jumped on the band wagon and will be going “carbon neutral”. While investors were tough on Yahoo’s stock on Wednesday the Internet giant announced it will go easy on the planet by going carbon neutral. The Sunnyvale, California-based online search engine will offset greenhouse gas emissions resulting from its energy use by investing [...]

Dem Presidential Candidates Upset With Supreme Court

All of the Democrat Presidential hopefuls are upset that the Supreme Court will no longer allow their constituents to partially deliver their late term babies, puncture their skulls, and suck out their brains. HILLARY: ‘Erosion of our constitutional rights’…OBAMA: ‘I strongly disagree’…EDWARDS: ‘I could not disagree more strongly’… The Republican candidates agree with the more [...]

VT killer sends package to NBC News

The media has been hyping this shooting as the “worst mass murder in American History”. May I remind you of September 11, 2001? http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18169776/ Cho Seung-Hui mailed NBC News a rambling communication and videos about his grievances, the network said Wednesday.

More Virginia Tech Thoughts

Virginia Tech was a gun free zone. That worked out well. Let’s make the entire country like that. On Drudge, Simon Cowell is taking some heat for rolling his eyes at Chris Richardson for his comments on the Virginia Tech shootings. COLD COWELL ROLLS EYES AFTER ‘IDOL’ CONTESTANT SENDS CONDOLENCESWed Apr 18 2007 08:30:40 ET [...]

American Idol Top 7

Phil Stacey – Very good! Very surprising. Should have worn a cowboy hat. Jordin Sparks – Typical Jordin. Poised. Very strong vocals. Cute too. Still my dark horse to win the whole thing. Keep it up. Sanjaya (no last name needed) – Creepy. Sucked. My 3 year old daughter thinks he’s a girl. Lakisha (also [...]

Inside the mind of a madman

The Smoking Gun has a play written by the Virginia Tech killer Cho Seung-Hui. This was one twisted guy. For an English major, he sure was a poor writer. His roommates say he was quite a bizarre loner. There is a lot of blame going around for the police, Virginia Tech administration, guns, anti-depression medication, [...]

Rosie meltdown?

Rosie O’Donnell has had previous bouts of depression which she treated with inversion therapy (hanging upside down) which she claims was triggered by the Columbine killings. She has been acting unstable recently, maybe even paranoid delusional, and the Virginia Tech murders might just launch her into another depression or something far worse. As you know, [...]