Either Sheryl Crow has always been this wacky or she has not handled her break up with Lance Armstrong very well. Ms. Crow has called for the use of only one square of toilet paper when going potty. I’m going to guess this is one of the reasons he broke up with her. It reminds me of the girl I dated who told me to wear a sweater in her condo so she could save electricity, but it was not to save the Earth, it was to save $1/month on her electric bill.
I’m going to show that I care for the environment more than Sheryl Crow. I call for a ban on toilet paper all together. We should just use leaves, or a towel that can be re-used, or even just a bare hand that can be washed. And only flush once a week. If you really love the Earth, you will just bury it in the backyard. Excuse me, I need to go buy stock in Purel.
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