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No wonder Lance broke up with her.

Either Sheryl Crow has always been this wacky or she has not handled her break up with Lance Armstrong very well. Ms. Crow has called for the use of only one square of toilet paper when going potty. I’m going to guess this is one of the reasons he broke up with her. It reminds me of the girl I dated who told me to wear a sweater in her condo so she could save electricity, but it was not to save the Earth, it was to save $1/month on her electric bill.

I’m going to show that I care for the environment more than Sheryl Crow. I call for a ban on toilet paper all together. We should just use leaves, or a towel that can be re-used, or even just a bare hand that can be washed. And only flush once a week. If you really love the Earth, you will just bury it in the backyard. Excuse me, I need to go buy stock in Purel.

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  1. While Sheryl stays busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian with Laurie David—whose only claim to fame is being the sex partner of Larry David who helped create Seinfeld— it’s back to the grind for Lance—to those meaningful overnight relationships: Getting in touch with his inner red neck, LIVING STRONG— like going downtown and practicing his “Git in the truck” lines. And the only honesty these days is telling call girls his real name. “I’ll take things that I know for $200, Alex.”

    1. on April 24th, 2007 at 3:12 pm

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