Moments after being bombed into the afterlife by the U.S. Airforce, Abu Musab al-Zarwqawi looked around but couldn’t find his 40 virgins anywhere. “I was sure they were going to be here. After all, I did Allah’s will and killed many infidels. I even beheaded people on video. Where is my reward?” It was very dark and he could not see well. He heard moaning and screaming off in the distance. As this is a familiar sound to him as he had tortured many innocent people in his life, he wandered in that direction hoping to find his fellow terrorist brothers. They were there alright standing in line watching Adolph Hitler getting raped by the Devil. Zarqawi approached the Devil to ask about his virgins. The Devil motioned for him to get in line and told him not to worry, he would soon get his turn. Everyone gets a turn. After all, eternity is a long, long time. Apparently Zarqawi had misunderstood Allah’s message. But the prophecy would soon be fulfilled. Soon Zarqawi would be a virgin no more.
Good Riddance.
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